Slimy Fucking Car Salesman

Well, there was no doubt in any of our minds Chris would come up with some way to try to inhibit me from fucking his lineup this week. What else would you expect from a car guy I mean cme on check out the new commercial Chris is working on for the dealership…..

You may notice that it looks a little out-dated, you’re thinking man those cars are old! Well, you have to remember those are sick whips up on the rez, but the finance manager can swing you a sweet deal up there he has the 4 square technique down. 
Chris Wahl
Finance Manager
Chris Wahl is a grew up in Devils Lake, ND. He went to Devils Lake High School and graduated from Mary College. He worked in Bismarck for a couple of years before coming back to Devils Lake. Chris is married with one child. When asked what his favorite part of working at Lake Chevy was, Chris responded, Meeting new and existing guests. He also enjoys the new vehicles that come out each year. Chris’s hobbies include: Golf, spending time with family and being at the lake. (really disappointed the co-commish didn’t list fantasy football as one of his hobbies) 
Anyway, I won’t keep you waiting any longer. I know the anticipation of what kicker I will start must be killing you.
 QB- Phillip Rivers- I feel a torn ACL coming for Luck this week, but Rivers is going to get picked at lead twice this week
WR- Michael Floyd- He has a good matchup,  but I feel no TD pass coming his way this week
WR- DeSean Jackson- He is a scary deep threat in a possible shootout, but fuck keeping Jordy in the lineup
RB- Alfred Morris
RB Jeremy Hill -No surprises here
TE- Vernon Davis- An average TE who will have to stay in to block against a scary 3-4 Seahawks D. Thank you
Flex- Emanuel Sanders- Yes, he better start in the flex spot. I like that its like being a back-up, fucks with his confidence
K- Matt Bryant- I don’t think the falcons score 20 against Arizona this week
Def- Houston- You can have the free 5 sacks from Clowney and Watt, I refuse to cheer against the Steelers…fucker