Since Austin bitches about not having a real statement, this better shut your bitch ass up. One observation I have is that Week 5 can not come soon enough. Not a single side bet was paid!?
Other financial updates are weekly high scores:
Week 1 The fucking new guy Matt Erickson – are your kidding me with this??
Week 2 Austin – 107 should never be a high score, but what can ya do…
Week 3 Jackson – 185.72..Well done sir.
Now on to more important business….
As mentioned earlier, not a single side bet was paid out during the first 3 weeks. That must change. And with Alex having a picture make the rounds once again on facebook involving a humiliating event at the pumpkin patch, it results in me challenging him to a Week 7 side bet. I’m not sure on the seasonal hours of the pumpkin patch, so I move to a revised version of last year’s Week 1 bet that was shotgun-fireball-shotgun. Since yours truly took that punishment without so much as blinking an eye, I propose adding another leg. Shotgun-fireball-shotgun-fireball-shotgun.
Ball is now in your court you little bitch!
You going to step up FNG? It's been 8 hours with no answer… That "little bitch" call out above is looking pretty accurate
I'm sorry that I'm fulfilling my duties as a groomsman and getting my friend all good and drink for tomorrow. But yes, I accept the shotgun fireball shotgun challenge. See you in week 7 fucker
Side bet commish….let's not let it slide that the proposition was another fireball shotgun in there….
Yeah new guy I need full confirmation that you agree to version 2.0 shotgun-fireball-shotgun-fireball-shotgun…. God I can't wait to make this video
I'm in