Its fucking game day so lets get down to it…..
New Guy
I will be giving you my welcome to the league by throwing you a week 2 beating of AP proportions. Even without AP in my lineup this wont be a good week for you. It will most likely end in a Monday Night Rundown but I am aiming to have this shit wrapped up by sunday night so I can move on to next week and continue my march to the Rhoda leaving a Trail of Tears in my wake.
I am so confident im the efforts of my team this week I am not making a side bet with the new guy, but making a declaration.
Should the fantasy gods betray me I will make a $20 donation to the Dynasty Fund and chug an old Miller Lite. As the rest of the league knows there are very few things I dispise more than Miller Lite (the thunder, david stern, canadians, and hockey, just to name a few)
So game on and enjoy the losers bracket.
So now do I have to donate the money and chug this beer? I know for a fact that I will not win this game and will lose by a literal fuck ton of points.
only if you had chris had a side bet. as far as I know the only person donating will be Quincy and his bitch ass team
alex, no you do not have to chug a beer or donate. that was merely a display of the confidence I have in my well managed team to come through with the W by giving myself consiquences for losing with no upside for winning dispite having my 1st round pick sidelined for whipping his kids ass with a tree. yes you will lose by a fuck ton of points, consider that my welcome present and a declaration of dominance.
yes…quincy on the other hand….tequila is in the 2nd aisle at captain jacks….be sure to pick something off the bottom shelf.
The fantasy football gods are literally fucking me in every position known to mankind. And then they spit on my face…it's going to be a long week of waiver pickups
I would just like to congratulate Schwab and the hard fought victory over a injury ravished Sombke team. Secondly I will gladly accept my loss of the side bet with Chris (barring a lesean McCoy 300 yd 4 td game.) if by some miracle of god this does happen it will be the greatest Monday night rundown in history. Third I would like to throw a shout out to Derek aka Aaron it Out, who got aired out by his none other than Aaron Rodgers.
Just because you got your shit stomped doesn't mean you have to disrespect my victory. And let's not pretend my team made it out healthy. Marshall is just a man and can play with an injured ankle unlike RG3. Plus a ryan Matthews knee injury. I took it easy on him by sitting cutler. Not to mention it was a 15 point beating, not a fucking squeak by because of defensive holding win like the fucking new guy picked up.
Quincy for toilet bowl.