King engh??????

This entire season is now under protest. Has it dawned on the rest of you that engh is the fucking oracle?! He drafted Austin’s team that has a shot at all time record for week high score if Dez can put up 14 and just threw up a 200+ draft kings score. I call bullshit next year Ditka has to draft for himself in a secure soundproof room with no communication with the outside world.

5 thoughts on “King engh??????

  1. Andrew Sombke

    I believe that Austin gave him his yahoo password and is now running his team. We need to have a intervention for Austin and see if he can name at least 6 players on his team!

  2. Austin Fauske

    *Shots fired* As such, I must retaliate, fuckers. I was wondering when the whining would start in regards to my stellar team. I'm going to take Sombke's comment as a compliment to my team management lately. Thank you, Andrew. My team has seen injuries, bye weeks, sporadic play, and losses just like all other teams. I stand by the fact that I monitor my team closely, have started doing weekly, if not daily, research, made difficult drops, and have been seeing increasing success from my efforts. See my drop of Detroit's defense, which was picked up by, you guessed it, Stoddart himself for a week 8 total of 4 points, in exchange for the week 8, 28 point Miami defense, attached hereto as Exhibit 1. If you want to call me out, you may not want to do it the week you pick up my trash, and my researched pick up puts up big points. Food for thought. In conclusion, I stand by my draft (with much needed help from Engh), my drops/picks and overall managment henceforth, and any future achievements I may or may not see. I undoubtedly await an 11th hour amendment to our Constitution in which help will not be granted to those in need during a fantasy football draft, but, until then, http://img.pandawhale.com/84316-Kenny-Powers-middle-finger-gif-YcTg.gif

  3. Jackson Opperud

    Very nicely rebuttal argument. (Slow clap?) Good week Austin, it really hurts to lose when your teams scores 136 points!

  4. Jordan Stoddart

    In all fairness I tried to pick up Miami on the wire but your waiver priority was before me because you (and by you in mean engh) hasn't made any moves. My defense was on bye so you're shit was the best option and i got the win if I recall

  5. Chris Wahl

    A couple important remarks regarding the above comments….

    1. I apologize for my delayed comment on this subject…that shits weak and it won't happen again.

    2. Using a draft adviser was clearly within the rights of Austin based on the Constitution Stoddart wrote that has more holes than swiss cheese. If you think the draft itself dictates the success of an entire season…quit now and spend the rest of your fantasy season in a horse shit ESPN league. Just look at quincy…hes already made and ass load of moves and got a couple of wins and the bull shit team he drafted. With that bunch of losers he should change his name to the Washington Sentinels. Im waiting for him to pick up Shane Falco on the waiver wire, hes had just about everyone else on his roster at one point or another.

    3. Austin, glad you found the message board…1st post after the draft?

    4. Stoddart…Its easy to say that you were going to pick up a person and put them into your lineup…..for the record I WAS GOING to pick up Big Ben and Play him when he scored 44 points..

    5. Back to Austin….sweet GIF….poorly executed… the only reason i took the time to copy and paste the link is because I saw kenny powers so I knew it would be worth my time…and it was.

    Stay Tuned for further posts on pure awesomeness as I shift gears and propel my well managed team into the playoffs.

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