2019 SOTLA ….Finally

Ok Boys here it is….finally

 

First ill start by saying Fuck Apple and thats all I have to say about that.

we kept this one 18+ …there are a few fuck bombs and some other shit that aint safe for bed time so put your headphones in.

 

and i know its long and kind of dry..my appologies. I promise to come with a little more flair next time.

 

 

Here is the text from the google doc for the super bowl agenda:

Super Bowl Meeting 2019

 

Election – New Commissioner

Chris wins.  Does this make Schwab new VC?

 

2019 Draft Location

Vegas confirmed

 

4th Down Stops

If the defense stops their opponent on a 4th down conversion, the defense will be awarded one point.  And before Stoddart uses “changing scoring options will effect the record books” as an excuse to say no, please remember all the past examples of scoring changes that were approved.

 

League Name/Logo Update

TMB logo?  

 

TB roster locks deadline

Currently set to lock as soon as a team is eliminated from the playoffs, as opposed to the Constitution saying they have until kickoff of Week 14.

 

Official League Beer

One last attempt to throw his weight around, Roger brought piss flavored Coors Light into the draft house.  It has long been considered Bud Light is the beer of the league, I guess now it has to be made official. The beer voted on as the “Official League Beer” will be the only beer allowed to be consumed in the draft house and during other league events, such as Super Bowl.  Options are Bud Light, Budweiser, Busch Light, or a write in.

***This does not affect liquor consumption.  Mixed drinks and shots can be anything that is desired.

 

Waiver time length

In order to avoid trade rapes and manipulation of the waiver wire, the motion is to shorten the waiver length from 2 days to 1 day and weekly waivers to lock on Thursday and Sunday as opposed to Sunday and Tuesday.

 

All turd punishment

A less severe form of humiliation/punishment for all TB participants.  Punishments for that year will be decided at the Draft.

 

Multi-team Trades

Self-explanatory.  If I want someone from Chris’s team, but he doesn’t want anyone from mine, we can negotiate with additional league members to make a deal work.   

 

Survivor picks/Season long Pick-em

Each week league members will be required to submit their “picks” of that weeks NFL games.  The winner, and maybe #2, will get prize money. We can do all NFL games, a 5 game selection per week, or just TNF/SNF/MNF games.  

 

$200 League Entry

Up from the current entry of $150, an extra $250 will be allocated to fantasy results, and $250 will be allocated to the Pick ‘em payouts (if voted to pass).  Pending approval, different payout schedules will be voted on at a later date.

 

12 team league

4-0 in favor of remaining a 10 team league by those attending the Super Bowl.

 

Divisions

League will be split into 2 divisions, with 3 teams from each division making the playoffs.  For reference, I created 7 different divisions, each with 2 potential ways into the playoffs.  Of the 14 , 2018 Rhoda Bowl Champion missed the playoffs entirely in 9 of the scenarios.

 

GroupMe

Fuck it.  Plain and simple.  Get rid of it for a better app, or use the message board for all official league business and nothing agreed upon on groupme is on official league record.

 

 

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And here is the link to the draft house list…

 

and this concludes the 2019 SOTLA

 

-Commish

 

2 thoughts on “2019 SOTLA ….Finally

  1. FNG TBB

    You said you wanted blogs about anything. Are you going to sort it based on what the content is about or does it go to a main page and stays there like that?

  2. wahlchris Post author

    Everything for public consumption will show up under “The Blog” up top. once there is enough content on a specific topic i’ll whip up a page for that topic…like golf, hockey, ufc, grilled meat recipies…whatever. SEO material and clickbait

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