Since I’m at work and using my vacation time on this shitter for this I’m going to get straight to it. this league has gone soft like a bunch of wet wipe using Nancy’s. and it all starts with the top….the Commish! he’s too big of a bitch to even shit talk in general. he has to send some 60 year old coworker to do it for him.
Stoddart..for fuck sakes you’re 7-0. let us know about it. you were one of the last people I expected to get soft.
Mike…keep doing what you’re doing and stay quiet. my team is shit but 0-7. really?!?!
Now for the change. tbb fng…side bet time. and how in the fuck has it been 5 weeks since the last one? like I said…bitches. as for the bet…since it’s already game day and doesn’t leave much time for creative negotiating I propose something simple. loser picks up winners tab at golf league.
I eagerly await your acceptance. atleast I hope you accept and don’t fall in the category of cunt slut bitches like the rest of the fucks in this boring league. probably more entertainment in the wives league…..fuck!
I say we dedicate this as side bet week by the time the game starts this evening everyone should be in on at least one and if not $20 into the dynasty fund…camburgers I’m coming for you
First things first….Scwab, watch what the fuck you say about wet wipes, they are magical in all their glory and its like wiping you ass with a little piece of heaven…
2nd Great Idea Engh…Like Rivalry week but with side bets this is probably something that should be on the schedule at the start of the year.
Stoddart, enjoy your star….you who else had stars….the jews….remind me, how did that work out?
mike, i would say i know how you feel but i was able to stop the bleeding at 0-6…judging by my teams performance they felt sorry for you…only 2 teams scored less points than me…you just happened to be one of them
austin i would ask for a sidebet this week but i feel sorry for your entire team being on bye week and wouldnt want to rape your reserves…but it goes without saying…im down for anything
and someone tell jackson how to reset his password so he can actually log on and see what the new messageboard looks like.
almost forgot….fuck you FNG TBB
Schwab, I accept your side bet. Even though my team has been through every fucking injury from concussion, lacerated finger, and a torn hymen, I will still destroy your failed abortion of a team. Chris, I enjoyed your Jew reference to Stoddart. Fun history lesson for you, one of my ancestors was a doctor at auschwitz and performed “surgeries” on the Jews. I pray that I get to play Stoddart again cause I’m going to channel my inner German ancestor and slaughter him. Mike, fuck I don’t feel bad for your team. I’ve gone through my punishment and I can’t wait to deal it out to you. Matt Erickson, I know that your riding some success right now, but your success will end like the Boston marathon. For the rest of you I’m just going to turn my back like a nun who walked in on Austins priest and him in catholic school.
i cant add a picture or a GIF in the comments so just imagine me giving you a slow clap….well played…just dont let that be the last time you ever do it…
Engh. Welcome to the thunder dome bitch. You are just another box to be checked in my tour of victories. I would live to accept a side bet. Im thinking afc north related?
Yeet
Schwab, im so glad you are using stinker tinker time to talk shit rather than mess with your broken team. I can’t believe your co-worker talked shit for me which I would say is quite impressive since she is a 65 year old women that has never heard of fantasy football. Also just because you can hit it 290 in a simulator does not mean you can do it in real life.
VC, I’m pretty sure you have been trying to login for me because it says I have a google sign in block every day around 9AM probably the time when you are taking a shit every morning. (aka google trying to change passwords on me)
Mike, you have been quite on here but let’s get a bet going. I’m sure you don’t want it to big since you have no faith in humanity right now. I talked to your wife at Scheels and she is even feeling bad for your team…..
Engh thanks for the beer in Vegas you were missed.
Commish
By now it’s no secret to anyone that my team has been trying to one-up it’s accomplishment of the dreaded L9 and have found inspiration in the 08 lions. It seems as though Matthew Stafford is somehow still cursing my wildly mediocre team. My confidence is at an all time low as I’m still in search of that coveted 1st “w” (stoddart you and your “*” can fuck right off).
Jackson, I’m open to any and all wagers. I’ll throw in a shotgun-shotgun-shotgun, or a round of 40 hands into the mix but feel free to toss in any other ideas. The way this season has gone it can’t get much worse for me(obviously excluding TBB V).
A side bet has been agreed-upon. Unlike all of your lame ass side bets that include having to wear something or buy booze, Sombke and I wanted to make it a true side bet that will affect our team in the name sake of this great league.
The loser has to use their first round draft pick next year to select the first offensive rookie that is drafted in next years NFL draft and is eligible for fantasy. For all you stupid shits who don’t understand that means the first QB, RB, WR, or TE drafted. Does not include OL or any defensive player. Also that person must be started in next years matchup between Sombke and myself. I hope all of your teams have the same destiny as the shit stain excuse for a fantasy team that Mike has drafted. Good bye and god bless ‘Merica.