I'm back!!

I’m back motherfuckers!  Back in the W column, to no ones surprise (Stay hot Mike). Playing a Wahl recently is comparable to playing an Opperud 4-5 years ago.  Field a semi-decent team and its an auto win.  Actually, I’m not even going to acknowledge their names any more.  If your last name is Wahl, you are now just known as “My Bitch”.

Speaking of auto wins.  Jackson this week?  Please….I might not even pick up a defense this week and still win.  He probably doesn’t even remember how to log in to yahoo to notice McKinnon is on a bye and Martellus Bennett is TB12’s new favorite TE.

If you have a matchup with me in the coming weeks, I suggest you start planning for it because I’m coming for you like any sort of natural disaster comes for Haiti.

 

Fuck you FNG TTB!

5 thoughts on “I'm back!!

  1. Jordan Stoddart

    It’s cute to see the 2-3 guy is so proud of himself. Win against a real opponent then talk. Shit my kicker scored more points this week than anyone on your team this week.

  2. VC

    speaking of scoring the most points whats up bitches….i was able to quickly shift my sights from the lack of a respectable matchup with somke and set my sights on the high score…misison accomplished…the birthday baton improves to 3-0 proving that schwabs week 3 win was nothing but a fluke…mike you should change your name to “Bye Week” and quit dragging down that family name until you can improve that piece of shit lineup….but this week wasnt a total bust..at least we got to see a preview of TB5 between mike and schwab

  3. Mike Wahl

    I can’t even win a waiver claim this year, unsuccessful 4 straight weeks now

  4. Dan Schwab Post author

    2-3 record needs an * by it. Like Chris will never forget the BS trade veto, I’ll never forget the Cousins INT that wasn’t an INT. Fuck the NFL and their “every turnover will be reviewed, unless we just don’t want to” policy. When the DB gets credit for a pick for swatting a pass to the ground like he’s Dikembe Mutombo protecting the rim against Mugsy Bogues, you know the league is corrupt as fuck! The entire league knows I should be sitting in the 4 slot and not the 9

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