Stoddart… I admire your attempt to resurrect the conversation on the message board as it has been lacking. However your approach is a little off. Normally I would verbally destroy you…but you happened to pull this shit while I’m in a transitional period so I don’t want to kill you, I want to help you remove your head from your fuckin ass and show you the error of your god damn ways for even thinking it was a good idea to step into the ring with an explicit mother fucker like myself….
Here are some helpful suggestions that will address the concerns you had in your previous post. 
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I feel like I can speak for the rest of the league and say that your homoerotic post on November 3rd has left the league speechless and has us seriously questioning your sexuality.  Seriously….What the Fuck?!?!
It is clear that you have let your clinched playoff spot go to your head. I know instead of having a playoff spot clinched your usually having to have your ass cheeks clinched hoping you don’t end up in ANOTHER toilet bowl, but do yourself a favor and act like you’ve been there before. 
Normally clinching a playoff spot would call for a celebration…but not when I share the honor with a turd and a guy who may or may not know what the flex position is for…I’ll leave it up to you to decide who is who. 
I know your just drooling with me having Palmer in my lineup. You only wish you could be so fortunate as to have him available when you have control over my line up week 13. The only wish I have is to be able to see the look in your face when you set the lineup that hands you a week 13 loss. You know the look I’m talking about.. its the one you had when you realized you wrote yourself out of leadership in your own constitution. 
As good of an idea as the constitution is…it needs work. And instead of crafting cute messages you should be working on revisions….a lot of them. It has more holes than the condom that was used during the conception of black shaun. 
On the topic of big turds…I have been thinking and there is only one present member of our beloved league that has ever sat upon the toilet throne know as the TBB. The last one (who shall not be named) is no longer with us leaving only one….
The one, the only, the original Toilet Bowl Bitch.
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The one, the only, the original. 
Dont forget where you came from TB1.
And just in case you did, I trust the responsible members of this league will be sure to remind you. 
**AND MOST IMPORTANTLY**
Since my commitment to the league is apparently being called into question……

I have arranged my schedule to be in Bismarck the weekend of the 7th to officially kick off the playoffs for those lucky enough to not be in the toilet bowl.  I will arrive on Friday night and leave Monday morning. I have something special ready to go for all members of this great league….

This will fill holes in certain voids this league has been missing this year that will cap off the regular season / kick off the post season in a way the league not only expects but deserves. If someone will volunteer a location I will handle the rest. I am confident my level of commitment will speak for itself.

I also hear this is when Schwab will spend some time on the corner.

And Stoddart, I’ll even have a little something special lined up just for you…
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Any thoughts let me know (sombke, think before you type and stoddart jsut don’t type at all)
Sincerely, 
Your Vice Commissioner 

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