Today marks the day my beloved fantasy football team gets back on the road to righteousness and it all starts with Sombkes Team. Sombke your team will be nothing more than roadkill on the side on the road to greatness that I will be traveling on. You might have gotten 17 points out of Mark Ingram but my kicker will cancel that shit out as I begin to run you down like a 3 legged rez dog. Having to wait 5 weeks for a taste of victory has been tough but that has just made my team hungrier than one of mike vick’s dogs and it’s fucking game time.
And just in case you are letting the 0-5 record fool you into penciling me straight into the toilet bowl let me point out a few things…
1. Schwab is in 7th place….but has only scored 15 points more than me…the 0-0-5 guy
2. Jackson,  who set the all time record for high score. …is 2-3…1 good week is proving to be just slightly better than 5 bad weeks.
3. Why the fuck has Sombke not changed his horseshit team name. This name was bullshit last year…newsflash it still sucks. Change your name to the Sombke Smears and be done with it already.
4. Speaking of sombkes team…it is sombkes team…he will find a way to screw it up.
And I can’t get bet by a guy who sends pics like this…
TB4 is far from set in stone and I only have to out perform 2 of you shit stabbers. I’ll gladly take spot #8 in the playoffs and knock engh out in the first round.
My bathroom break is over, suck it sombke.  I can’t wait to rub it in your face next week.
-VC