HAHAHA Chris is 0-6 Laugh it up shitheads…
3rd highest score last week an I end up with a loss…FUCK!!!
Some other things that can get fucked…..
Fuck Randall Cobb, for the 2nd week in a row you have screwed me by getting less than 5 points.
Fuck Blake Bortles for thinking he can be a pro quarterback on a team that would be fit to play against FBS teams.
Fuck Antonio Andrew – you had 1 job you cocksucker, find the endzone…and you fucked it up.
Fuck Sombke – no explanation needed here.
Fuck the patriots for not kicking the 5 point FG to end the game and give the middle finger to the Colts
Fuck the schedule that has me with more points than schwab and FNG and I STILL DONT HAVE A GOD DAMN WIN!!!!
Fuck anyone named Shawn
And I plan to Fuck the new guy this week and pick up my first win in a dominating performance leaving no doubt as to the greatness my team is capable of.
New guy…I have plans for you this week big boy….big plans
Now on to other business… Stoddart I know why you came up short on the all time record…because the only place your name belongs is right on the toilet bowl. TB1 is forever and Rhoda doesnt forget.
But Most Important…….
The week is finally here….
BWW III that is!!
In honor of BWW III Jackson has organized a golf outing on Friday morning with supper scheduled Friday Night. He also has a whole day planned on Saturday with a party at the Ramkota, a bus to drive our drunk asses around, and a shit load of apple pie! I heard there will even be paparazzi there taking pictures trying to get a get a look at the BWW III celebration ….way to pull out all the stops in honor of BWW III Jackson! COMMISSIONER OF THE YEAR!!
The rules to the BWW III Wager are as follows.
The order will be placed as follows. 1 snack size order of Blazin Wings, 1 tall Miller Lite and
due to another poor wager with Schwab I will have to start off with a Prairie Fire Shot.
Once all items have arrived I will start with the shot then begin on the wings. I will then eat each wing until deemed CLEAN by the side bet commissioner. Once the last wing is consumed the 5 minute timer will begin. I will then chug a tall miller lite.
There will be a time limit (1 minute x the number of wings in the basket) should this time limit be exceeded the BWW Loser (yours truly) will pick up the tab for the table (league members only)
Forgetting anything here Schwab?
Until Thursday Assholes…
-VC
Only thing I can think of is that from the time the first wing is touched, until the 5 minute timer expires, there is no relieve in the form of napkins, moist wipes, etc.
It saddens me that I won't get to see this as yall know I'm in Oklahoma aka moblihoma so will BWWIII be recorded for my viewing pleasure at a later time if haven't thought about that yet please do and inform me of how I can view this
we have you covered video will be posted on the messageboard…and if you find yourself in OKC make sure to take a piss on the Energy center and give them a good fuck the thunder from me
Maybe I will go to a thunder game a piss on the court
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